"So I found your wallet and you know what time it is????... Time for me to go shopping!"
That's right Piggy, Princess Samantha needs to go shopping on your dime! "Wait a minute, what the fuck is this, ONES!" I toss that small change crap right back in your Pig face while mocking your cheap ass! "Oh, what is this, a gym membership card? Oh, I know your fat old ass never uses that, so that's a joke." As I go through your wallet, I figure that your Amex Gold card might be worth something to me. And then I find what I am looking for, some Benjamins. "You see, this is what I am worth, stroker boy...about 1 million of these!" But, you and I know the sad fact is, "You can make all the money in the world, but you'll still only be a J/O Piggy Bank for me!" HA HA HA!!!!!
Stroke away Piggy while I spend, spend and spend!!!!!